April 2013
1 post
9 tags
Is it common practice to ask people who’ve drunkenly assaulted young women to host prospective students? Or am I just behind the times?
Fuck this institution. Fuck it all to hell.
October 2012
3 posts
An Account of Sexual Assault at Amherst College |... →
socialismartnature:
sexual terrorism is an epidemic on college campuses across this country. it is tacitly accepted by those in power at nearly all levels. war on women, indeed. wars have ever included the mass rape of the conquered nation or people. that is what is happening to women in america today.
===
TRIGGER WARNING: This content deals with an account of sexual assault and may be...
12 tags
September 2012
2 posts
6 tags
11 tags
A Commendation to Bill
“Well done, you’re a star. You didn’t wet yourself, did you? You’re in the right city. You didn’t say anything overtly racist. You didn’t pull your cock out and start plucking it and shouting “Willy Banjo”. No, I’m being really unfair. You’d got so much right, without actually being there in the beginning of one of the most important...
August 2012
2 posts
11 tags
July 2012
5 posts
June 2012
1 post
Listen
May 2012
16 posts
7 tags
It's really disappointing to be right sometimes
Like when you’re correct in thinking that people you’ve at least awkwardly attempted to communicate with and get to know in fact find your presence as unwelcome and uncomfortable as you feel around them.
It’s especially great when the only other human you have ready contact with is your significant other, whom you’re living with, whom said people know and like. Meaning,...
Sometimes I wonder if I’m the only one who notices how intrinsically and pervasively fucked up our culture is. And how fucking dumb it is that we have a superiority complex about the wonderful Western world we live in.
volatilevexation asked: I know I'm watching all the Glee right now and you're probably bored and you're far away from your usual place next to me on the couch, but I love you!
Last night, I had the mother of all existential...
Zoe and I crashed out after an episode of House around 7.30 and stayed in bed up til we had to go to work this morning.
I awoke between 11.30 and midnight from a dream that’s still bothering me, despite my now having virtually no energy after work.
I dreamt a realization- the realization that none of what has happened to me in the last year or so was real. I dreamt that upon my leave of...
5 tags
6 tags
On this auspicious day...
…Zoe and I have been dating for six months.
Now hold up. I know what you’re thinking.
“Who is this 14 year old blogtard and why does he think we care about his petty excuse for a relationship landmark?”
“Who celebrates an anniversary before a full year is past? That’s what the word anniversary mean, annual!”
“Why does he feel the need to hawk...
None of the sleep was belong to me last night. Oh well. Gonna enjoy the shit out of this Philosophy of Religion exam. Woop woop. That’s the sound of the police.
5 tags
Family Dynamics
I think it’s indicative of a problematic relationship when waiting for any kind of reply from my parents 3,000 miles away feels like I’m awaiting either an affirmation or a stay of my own execution.
9 tags
Fuck you body
Making me violently ill during finals is the poorest choice.
Also, we never ask Ben for help again. He just hits us in the balls with bottles.
10 tags
Fuck existence
10 tags
EDUCATION IS...
“Why are physicists bad at sex?”
“Because when they find the right position, they can’t find the right momentum and when they find the right momentum they can’t find the right position.”
Yes. This is a 200-level college class.
3 tags
8 tags
7 tags
What-Is-A-Concept? Kid Is Wearing His...
They are small and pink and entirely too tight. I feel better about myself.
It is the most wonderful feeling to know that you are superfluous.
Applying for an internship, getting down to being one of the final two candidates then being the only of these that bothers to show up for interview should generally mean that you’re at least going to be offered the job, correct?
Nope. After being kept on the hook, I get a call at 8 this morning letting me know that...
April 2012
24 posts
“I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation
preuent your discouery of your...”
– —The Tragical Historie of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark (Act II, Scene ii, 285-300)
6 tags
BRUCE WILLIS ENDORSES BOOZE
Bruce Willis sponsors Sobieski vodka. If this message needs any further clarification, let it be the following orders: a) get your wallet b) get thee to a liquor store and c) become Bruce Willis with the aid of alcohol
So today I learn a coworker accused me
of “exploiting my position” to “benefit myself and my band financially…at the expense of other groups” involved in our festival.
Accused me of this to coworkers and to other, random people outside of work.
Never brought it to my attention. Would’ve never known unless my boss defended my band’s paycheck at a meeting today, and a friend later informed me...
7 tags
Misanthropy
Sometimes I close my eyes and wish that when I open them you’ll all have disappeared. I wish that all but a select few of you will have vanished, leaving me and the dwindling amount of people I trust and care about wandering around some kind of John-Wyndham-esque deserted landscape (minus the triffids of course).
Somedays I feel like you are all the source of my problems, that I am the...
REVOLUTIONARY KE$HA
I wake up in the morning feeling like Robespierre,
Almost too radical to function in this Reign of Terror,
Can’t quite brush my teeth ‘cos my jaw’s hanging slack,
Take a trip to the Razor then I ain’t coming back
10 tags
Professor Thomson opened class by asking if he’d already told us the joke about the cowboy and the lesbian
Don’t you ever try to shit on my Philosophy major. This is the best thing.
Feeble Anarchists Fail to Smash NYC Starbucks... →
I am having a week where I am done attempting to reason with people who have a vague conception of basic-to-complex ideas, thoughts, objects, actions and ideologies and then proceed to act/speak on their vague conception, twisting it and looking like fucking idiots in the process. Example below.
socialismartnature:
What the fuck, people! Why do some people — generally associated with anarchist...
I’m in the middle of class for fuck’s sake. This is not a good time for this shit.
7 tags
I can’t tell if being in physical pain is what’s negatively affecting my mood, or if I should be getting as worried about relapse as I am. I don’t want to be an albatross around your neck.
7 tags
6 tags
7 tags
Boston police probe possible fraternity hazing... →
This kind of shit (on top of the average amount of misogny, unnecessary machismo, funds wasted on cheap beer and advantage taken of young inebriated women) is exactly why I don’t understand why being in a fraternity for some odd fucking reason is regarded as a POSITIVE thing to have on your CV in the wonderful United States.
socialismartnature:
This country is so fucked up. These are the...
5 tags
7 tags
“It’s funny, I met a descendent of Napoleon. It’s amusing to...”
– Garrett Thomson
9 tags
“We say that if America has entered the war to make the world safe for democracy,...”
– Emma Goldman, 1917
volatilevexation asked: "When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN" This is accurate
5 tags
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
7 tags
The internet is not the land of "I say this is...
Just because an argument takes place on the internet doesn’t instantly make it irrelevant or “silly”. Especially if you pull out the “silly internet argument” card when your own idiotic, malinformed point of view is the one that is lagging. If you are going to make a statement, stand behind it and be prepared to defend it. If you are going to whine and bitch at the...
